Lawrence Person's Cavalcade of Perpetual Novelty!

Being an Entertaining and Enlightening Series of Japes, Pranks, Romps, Cavorts, Satires, Divertimenti, Bagatelles, and Madcap Antics, with Breathtaking and Festive Displays of Parody, Jocosity, Drollery, Mummery, and Tomfoolery, for the Amusement and Edification of One and All.

As W.C. Fields used to say, it's a gift...

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